David Phillips

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putting your wet phone in a bowl of rice is sacred alchemy

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Soup Is The Salad Of The Winter.

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what is acting, but lying for a greater truth?

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Future generations will look back on this time and will view Scott Disick as a legendary comedian.

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@noz noz this song is so thick thank u for continuing to push the hardest and the real

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Often, You Don’t Really Know What’s Happening While It Is Happening Hence The Phrase Hindsight Is 20/20 And The Practice Of Psychotherapy.

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Are You Being An Artist? Or Are You Just Being Difficult?

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Pushups Break Your Soul.

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It is hard to tell the difference between a Bot and a Mom on Instagram. They both: don’t have many followers, their photographs are random, grainy, and off center, and they ask for your email in the DM’s.

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Watching Someone Else Go On Their Phone I’m Like, “No! Don’t Do That! It’s So Bad For You!” But I Ignore This Sentiment When I Go On My Phone i.e. We Need Eachother.

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Going from your 20’s to your 30’s , the mindset changes from “I have so much time” to “holy shit I am going to die”

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I love how Eric Spolstra couldn’t hide his stoke in the halftime interview about how unbelievably awesome KD was. The reporter had to call him on his smiling. Goes to show what a special basketball moment that was. @BillSimmons

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I just published "On Shredding" https://t.co/Mq1PHSZl5c

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The Look Of Disappointment On The Bartender When I Order A Sparkling Water

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The Ideal Vacation Is 5 Days -
2 Days For Travel, 3 Days For Stay -
Leave on a Monday, Get Back On A Friday, That Way You Have Two Days To Recuperate Before Jumping Back Into The Work Week. A Day Longer And The Existential Emptiness Will Return While Your In Cancun And Make Sad.

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Life can be like having one shoe on and trying to put the other shoe on but it doesn’t fit so you try taking off the shoe you have on and it won’t come off.

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Have You Ever Read A Novel? It Is Just A Little More Bullshit Than A Memoir.

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Believing you recycling your vitamin water bottle is going to slow climate change is like believing in Santa Claus.

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what do you call a gym without mirrors? an empty room.

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reading poetry again