Eli Nuberman

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[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

They just created a million Lindsey Grahams

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Thank you Adam Sandler for putting My Favorite Sport in your tv show

[Netflix @netflix]

Four freshmen walk into a Club Ultimate Frisbee party...

ROOMMATES premieres TOMORROW!

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

@TUultimate **up 3 breaks

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@samrub19 @evanjconrad Omg sam! Hero!

[Elai @elaifresh]

We will move the US capital to Oakland

Government sanctioned sideshows

Being straight is now illegal

We will extend BART nationwide

You WILL listen to Kreayshawn

You WILL eat the hyphy burger

You WILL have nonbinary roommates

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

You don’t hear so much about Swedish house mafia anymore

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump on Zohran Mamdani following their meeting at the White House:

“I can tell you that some of my views have changed. […] I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he is going to surprise some conservative people actually, and some very liberal people he won’t surprise them because they already like him.”

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

Nobody doing it like Ock

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

wrote about the two funniest dudes working right now https://t.co/duq4JKKpNi

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

I’m gonna start wearing more monochrome fits fyi

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@DrNiravPandya @AdamSchefter Always appreciate your breakdowns Dr. pandya!

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

@ocksportello Dude I’m waiting for you at Pals

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

MTV had a show in the early 90s called The Grind that was just people dancing to music

[Elon Glickman @elonTglickman]

We did it Zo

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

This is huge for the hyphenated last name community

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

I want to congratulate @Israel on its mostly peaceful bombing of Iran.

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

Thanks for the matches
That were your wedding favor
They mask poo smell now

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

My bracket just busted 😳😩

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Happy international women’s day to all women ❤️🫶

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

Binyamin Button-yahu be like i must annex the West Bank before I turn into a baby

[Eli Nuberman @shmeli_]

Playing Balatro at the club