sam 🦔

linguistics • survivor enthusiast • he/him • 🏳️‍🌈

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@benlearyy we say to spinach, you can have nutrition, but not too much

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

can confirm

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

If I had this photo of my engagement picnic, I’d never shut up about it

Phone lock screen, printed at my work desk, framed in my house, sent out as a holiday card

At parties: “would you be interested in seeing the most fantastically beautiful candid a stranger took of us??”

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@evanjconrad i know them!! just dmed

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@thefemiurge ELIZA YAYYYY

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@crybabybutch avram lavigne

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@juliadressel literally it was at a challenge and @naniwootwoot1 was on my tribe and i was very excited because we were going to do the puzzle together

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

i think i played much better than usual in my recurring survivor dream last night

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@Jorgeous_1 omg THANK YOU jorgeous 😘🥰🍕🛏️ I truly would’ve been up all night lmao

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

i have to know which one she meant:

-the moment jorgeous gets out of bed she eats a whole calzone

-to get out of bed, jorgeous must eat a calzone in bed

any ideas welcome

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Ugh I Can’t Even Get Out Of Bed Without Eating A Whole Calzone. I’m So Bad .

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

me too girl

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@Imani_Barbarin I’m also not sure the word but I’m an elementary school teacher and have taught K, 2nd, 4th, and 5th and would be happy to help!

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

(bene gesserit voice): natalie can i have your jacket

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@cooIboobs wild @thefemiurge spotting

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@schuy_ler come thru schuyler brockovich!!

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@gabbypascuzzi me, very confused, at that conference:

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@chunkbardey this happened to me in september! i can take you out after the show :)

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@thefemiurge facial bitchinization surgery

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

important thread on a very misleading talking point i hear all the time

[Breaking the Silence @BtSIsrael]

"But we left Gaza” is a commonly heard statement in Israel, referring to the situation since 2005’s “disengagement”, during which Israel withdrew its military forces and settlements from the Strip. “We dismantled settlements, took our forces out, and let Gaza become Singapore.”🧵

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@mattryanx i’ve spent years trying to figure out the question whose answer could be “beef” but is actually “nine”

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

@GraceSpelman not my fav at all but shocking when a student was curious about the etymology of this word and i had to do a lot of mental gymnastics

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

i just want to make some BiG mOvEs and then return on a new era second chance season and make an alliance with @kellienalb @giangyhai and @claire_rafson is that too much to ask

[sam 🦔 @samrub19]

before the #survivor45 finale i want to get ahead of @survivorcbs TAUNTING me with jeff walking along the beach asking ppl to apply… come on you’d have at least 4 solid viewers!!!!!! my audition video was really good this year!!!