moot not-jong un

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

Sprucing up the profile a bit. Thinking of a little desk there, maybe the painting over here. Taking suggestions. Thank yew

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

@Johnny_Martin_ STOP IT

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My homie met Majorie Taylor Greene and said she was actually pretty chill. Same homie wears flip flops to class on a hot day. Everything you say and believe is a lie, sir

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@Johnny_Martin_ Home is where the heart is

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I am the hurricane

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The wifi password at the place I work is 0NLINE!!!

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Jack black is his own man

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Watched the hotdog eating contest for the first time today. I am horrified

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

Just bought a cardigan

i.e.

Just bought a cart, again

That is all for todays lesson

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

This movie is based on a true story about me, hence the main characters name being Matt

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Liam Neeson must keep driving or his family blows up in the first trailer for ‘RETRIBUTION’.

In theaters on August 25.

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

@Johnny_Martin_ Easily the ocean. I don’t know what’s down there. Space is somewhat predictable. Stars and planets and such. Aliens aren’t that scary. Gun to my head I have to go in a submarine or space ship I’m going spaceship 7/10. Hope this helps

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Sometimes I forget my uncles name is Hank. Imagine if your name was Hank. I gotta give Hank a call here one of these days

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

I’ve decided: my children will be tennis players

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What is the college World Series and why

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Gravity doesn’t get the appreciation it deserves. We’d be so screwed without gravity. Yet I never hear anyone say they’re thankful for gravity #thankful4gravity

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.@Johnny_Martin_ Johnny Trumps Donald

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My therapist was so confused

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

Me, to my therapist: I’ve had this headache for the past few days

My therapist: have you been drinking enough water?

Me: I’m actually a king when it comes to water, so I’m sure that’s not the problem

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

Disclaimer this is not about anyone who I follow on here goddamnit I’m already sounding spiteful

[moot not-jong un @moot_jong_un]

How do I talk shit about the way my wealthy from they parents peers live without sounding spiteful cause I’m privileged in lots of ways but some ppl be living Emily in Paris ass lifestyles and I just wanna chit chat real quick