Matthew “Eddie” Edson

let’s be honest, this account has 90% D-Backs, 10% anything else.

[Matthew “Eddie” Edson @mootography]

Just here to say: The Wire might be the greatest show ever made

[Wyatt 蜥蜴王 @MKElite_]

You got 29 fan bases praying your elbow turns into a smoked brisket brotha good luck dude

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3am

Tarik Skubal, nice person, should invite him soon

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Let's meet the @Dbacks AKA the Answerbacks 📞

#MLBCentral

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

During the MLB All-Star Game, they recreated the iconic Fourth of July scene from The Sandlot.

Ray Charles’ “America the Beautiful” played, kids rode bikes onto the field, fireworks went off, one of the coolest things baseball has done in a long time.

[OpTic Hitch @hitchariide]

what an absolute blessing it has been to be born and raised in this beautiful country. thankful for it every day.

happy birthday america 🇺🇸

[Matthew “Eddie” Edson @mootography]

New fantasy football looser idea: you have to go on Love Island and actually try

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

STOP YOUR SCROLL AND WATCH MAURICIO POCHETTINO SING "COUNTRY ROADS" 🥹

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[Matthew “Eddie” Edson @mootography]

Why am I nervous for #usmnt game?! IM NOT PLAYING NERVOUS SYSTEM

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Me in New Jersey on a diet:

Waitress: “Would you like to see the dessert menu? We have cheesecake today.”

Me: “No thank you.”

Waitress: “Our chef has been here for 50 years. He used to cook for Frank Sinatra, and the cheesecake was his favorite.”

Me: “Bring me the fuckin cheesecake.”

[Matthew “Eddie” Edson @mootography]

Soooooo can we DFA Gallen yet?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“The one downside of the US having the World Cup is we show celebrities instead of random hot chicks. Like that’s not what the World Cup is about. I wanna see crying old men and hot chicks” -Big Cat

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I feel like some soccer fans of other countries are missing a lot of context in their annoyance with American confidence about the World Cup.

The vast majority of us don’t actually think we’re gonna win the whole thing. Even those of us who know very little about soccer know enough to understand our small chances.

But that doesn’t matter. You’re talking about a nation built on a steady diet of believing anything’s possible.

We don’t care about odds. We care about winning. And in service to that mindset, we are more than happy to buy into a suspension of logic and rational thinking.

The thought of being in a competition and not believing we can win it, even in defiance of odds, is incomprehensible to us.

But moreover, what do we lose in believing we can win in a sport that has a mere of fraction of our emotional investment in other sports?

Not a damn thing. We’ve already exceeded our own expectations, so why not push for more?

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You got ratioed by Emus

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

If Turkey can have their name spelled as Turkiye at the world cup, I see no reason why team USA can't go by it's rightful name: 'Merica.

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

We just need to skip the bullshit and do Enter Sandman.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Matthew “Eddie” Edson @mootography]

I have a feeling Dest might have a bounty on him after this game. He’s playing out of his mind it’s insane