Muzammil

A completely blind stand-up comedian. as i am blind, I always keep my last sceen off.

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Nachos are nothing but papad who went abroad for studies.

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Students want the Education Minister’s resignation over the paper leak, but apparently this is one paper the government is struggling to release.

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The ICC has officially kicked the Bangladesh cricket team out of the T20 World Cup

I think this is for the first time that ICC has played football.

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I hope all dead musicians are decomposing.

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It took 18 years for RCB to get a IPL trophy.

Make sense because of all the traffic.

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100% Punjab will win this match. Mark my words.

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Politicians are like condoms. They are only used when someone is getting screwed.

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Who said that Delhi people are always angry?

It’s just that they are speaking in capital.

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Rajasthan Royals bought Vaibhav Suryavanshi, just at the age of 13 to make him the youngest cricketer in the history of IPL.

Not the first time Rajasthan has given a big responsibility to someone at such a small age.

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For the first time in history, today’s match between South Africa and India got delayed by insects on the field.

Makes sense because, even the game is called cricket.

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@Abihasays Keep dreaming. That’s never going to happen anywhere in the world. Not even in the western countries.

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It's so ironic that there are many rappers known for beef, yet they are often considered GOAT.

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Why did the teacher didn’t allow the female horse inside her class?

Because she didn’t come with her 2 ponies

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Why Arvind Kejriwal eating mangoes inside the jail even a issue?

After all, he is the leader of Aam aadmi Party.

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Yesterday, I made a chicken angry. Today she laid a boiled egg.

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Friend: suggest me a nice club near Navi Mumbai.

Me: go to Amity University.

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@MEHASHUKLA4 It’s me.

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Friend: do you know, if you remove N from the word nice. It changes into a complete new word.

Me: damn!😯 that’s cool.

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My friend's AI girlfriend broke up with him.

She ended up by saying AI is definitely not the future for you.

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Delhi Capitals becomes the first team to say Tata IPL this year.

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Yesterday I went to the stadium and it was so ironic that they were playing SRK's movie songs at Wankhede.