Morgan

[Morgan @mopaigeno]

Eight years ago I met @ZacEfron, @TaySchilling, and @NicholasSparks!!!! One of my favorite memories! Was totally worth the twelve hour wait❤️

[🦩 @myrsno]

Nelly_Furtado_ft_Timbaland_Promiscuous.mp3

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Remember when you used to open instagram and it was just pictures of your friends, instead of influencers and ads? Ah, the good old days

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

do u remember how crazy What Not To Wear was? the people you loved emailed somebody saying you dressed ugly and then they put you under surveillance, kidnapped you, and threw away all your clothes

[bonky @shesbonky]

TRADER JOE'S GUY: what do you have going on today?

ME: well, it's march 31 so i have 94 meetings today

*confused pause*

HIM: huh. what do you do?

ME: i'm the director of the parks and rec department

HIM: oh. well... have a great day!

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-cbt52-79fztQ" be a good password????

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Make a stupid sound when you unplug the straightener or hot tool. Then you can remember unplugging it cause the vocal stim releases dopamine.

This is a well known Japanese technique called Shisa Kanko and it totally works!!!!

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

Jordan Chiles scores her first perfect 🔟 on bars this season and her 6th 10 of the year!

📺: ACCNX
#GoBruins

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WILL YOU BE USING YOUR MOBILE APP TODAY

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Read so many tampon boxes / lived in pervasive fear of TSS.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the outfit you had planned doesn't come out how you wanted and now you are about to be late

[• @yducknow]

when you forget what you were thinking about so you recreate the chain of thoughts that lead to that thought

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different

[Morgan @mopaigeno]

I am STAR STRUCK🤩
I just casually walked right by @dylangossett at the casino where he is playing tonight! I'll be there front row😎.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

[🍁 @72Breezy]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult.

[Imry Halevi @imryh]

I could watch an entire 24/7 TV channel dedicated to the behind the scenes of how the Olympics actually happen.

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭