Michael Hayden

Accounting major from missouri. Making the best of the single life.

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

No hyperplanes were harmed in the making of this submission. #kaggle - https://t.co/FsflQZd5mx

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

I’m back! Finally got over 16 gigs so I got space for twitter #aintbasicnomore

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

You drink a good polish beer and you pis Miller lite. #Mets #StLouis #

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

In Confession we encounter the merciful embrace of the Father. His love always forgives.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The secret to joy: never suppress positive curiosity; get involved, because life is meant to be lived.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Good to see that Terry Gilliam's still working!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Poll: Of remaining GOP contenders, only @realDonaldTrump loses to @HillaryClinton in a head-to-head matchup.

[Bill Watts @wlwatts]

If this rally feels familiar, MKM's Jonathan Krinsky has chart that shows why https://t.co/AnWR2LrKuX

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

I put the stud in student. Everyone else is just dents #school #studentlife #johnbush

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

Dear radio station the occasional commercial is refreshing after playing 20 Adel songs in a row #hello #itsme #Oscars

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

When you break 6 figures in the bank account. #meetmynewpimpboots #took2long

[MarketWatch @MarketWatch]

Do elite colleges really lead to higher salaries? https://t.co/mMknedMcwl

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

It's a labor raptor I thought they went extinct 1000s of years ago #kungfury #netflixandchill

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

This is a guy mooning people off the top of a train in wash mo Wish the quality was better#mooner #washmo #winning

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

Bet you will use the parking break next time #moonlightracing #2016ram2500 #FerrisBuellersDayOff

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

Mama' says gators are onry' cause they got all them teeth but no tooth brush #relatable

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

I want everyone to know I bought the chino CA lotto ticket. And also that I am a vegan #vegan #life #lotto #healthy

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

We have decided the ents will go to war #LordoftheRings #GOPDebate

[Michael Hayden @Mopar66]

One does not simply listen electronica music with a migraine#butiwantto #migraine #techno