Morgan

IA Native || TX Transplant • PharmD • Certified Sasshole • Mama • she/her

[Morgan @moplen]

If you’re going to get a backdrop/banner off Amazon for a baby shower, birthday party, bachelorette party, etc… PLEASE STEAM IT. All the fold lines look absolutely terrible and I’m judging you.

[Morgan @moplen]

@mcplen I count all my audiobooks 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwest Food Pyramid

[Morgan @moplen]

@NickLorang Fluke rhymes with croquet? Is my whole life a lie or is AI trippin’?

[Morgan @moplen]

@mcplen Literally the best part of my day was the updates! 🥰🥹

[Morgan @moplen]

Ovens really need tiny cameras so I can check that my food isn’t burning without getting off the couch.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5

[Morgan @moplen]

The urge to wake up my baby just because I want to see her smile

[Morgan @moplen]

@NickLorang Omg what?! HOW COOL!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[Morgan @moplen]

Me: *spends a small fortune on pacifiers*
Violet: *only takes the ones fromDollar Tree*

[Morgan @moplen]

@mcplen A very small one. Covered by scales. Like a fish…

[Morgan @moplen]

@mcplen They poop in strings like fish. I’m assuming….

[Morgan @moplen]

@mcplen lmao is that what that means? I always pictured a sword with the handle in the middle so there’s a sword on top and bottom 😂 if that makes sense….

[Morgan @moplen]

“The only thing better than cheese is more cheese” -some random guy on TiKToK

[San Antonio Public Library @mysapl]

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[Morgan @moplen]

@mcplen @mcplen @krispyfreemyer has this happened yet?

[Morgan @moplen]

I really love it when I am texting and snap chatting the same person and we are having two unrelated conversations in each respective platform 😂

[Morgan @moplen]

Today I forgot that Friday exists…a whole day.

[Morgan @moplen]

Whoever said “it’s no use crying over spilled milk” has CLEARLY never spilled their breast milk.