smAshley

He/Him/She/They/Them/Xe/Xir/WhaleSelf/Microwave/SausageFingers/Smegma/WormHole
I'm a pepperoni nipple having, chestfeeding bleeder

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@FreddyLA7 College football? What about NFL? Go to Green Bay, Wisconsin and visit Lambeau Field. Get a proper introduction to American football. So much history. Tailgating is like no other. If you're a drinker, think again, there's no comparison to Wisconsin beer drinkers + The Packers

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@spencerpratt You got me tingling. Flow state achieved.

Spencer Pratt - unhinged, unchained and unabashedly coming for the corrupt commies.

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@iamcardib For uninformed low IQ people it probably is disgusting. For the rest of us it's justice.

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@sesamestreet When I was a kid Sesame Street was a must-watch show. Nowadays, this show is pushing inappropriate themes for children. This post is exactly why my kids won't be watching Sesame Street.

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@martinamcbride Another cowardly performer that legitimately hates America

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@DrClownPhD These Elliot Page remake videos are my new favorite thing

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@hoshizorarock I'm from Wisconsin and cheese is our thing. You're hurting my feelings bro.

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@nanshisweets Hell yeah Bro. Pumpkin pie is the fucking best. I'd eat a whole damn pie on Thanksgiving

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@chicagobulls Shameful

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@nyantamach222 Your cat reminds me of my cat Marianne. She is 12.

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@pika_nekopanda I've been obsessed with Japan since I was young. I always thought our shameful nuclear past would be a hindrance in any meaningful foreign friendship. Do you hate us for what happened in the past?

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@harukaawake Beautiful rendition. Makes my American heart happy and weep tears of joy, brother

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@rambling_28 Perfectly cooked meat brother. Looks delicious.

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@NYCMayor If I hadn't read the truth on X about the Muslim men responsible for the homemade bombs, I would've thought from your statement that Jake Lang was responsible. Very shameful Zohran.

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@BarackObama ...and Democrats never redraw maps?

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@nicksortor @TheAKGuy It's about fucking time

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@marknorm Yeah, uh, maybe I have Tourettes too

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@charlieputh My husband is learning the theme song to King of the Hill on his guitar right now

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@MAGAdino Damnnnnn. He fine

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@tavisjstanley Tavis, you should somehow get involved with the Rock the Country festival. After shinedown and creed dropped out, there's room for you. It's a great opportunity