Do you ever wonder if being an obliviator is sad? Like imagine someone in their early twenties grew up reading about magic and sees something they shouldn’t have. The obliviator comes up and gives the spiel of who they are and why they’re there (bc even if they find out-
@soulsplitters Tom keeping notes in Parseltongue and being very nerdy about it. Forgets Harry can read it too. The knights have no idea why Harry is shrieking at their Lord and trying to detach Tom’s head from his body.
an alpha begrudgingly agreeing to marry a demure, quiet omega his family picked for him, but minutes after their wedding ceremony the omega snaps at the smallest provocation and lets out *everything* he’d been holding in
suddenly the alpha is cowering in fear while his omega +
Guys I need fics where Harry uses Parseltongue and it’s get other people turned on, idc who but someone needs to be made to cum with Parseltongue please?!?!?!?
@ghostedgwen Harry not knowing how a normal childhood is and going based off what he’s heard on tv while in the cupboard, immediately goes to dating Tom as the most mundane thing he can think of 😂
@Dismantle00@harryuuji Tom decided that sewer slide was not working and so gave Harry ultimatums, “I poisoned one person‘s food at dinner, good luck finding out which one before they die.”
the priest who is a little too obsessed with breeding his precious angel. not for the divine right of an heir, but for the sole fact that in doing so, they will be kept in this mortal realm with him.
he has gone mad with it, mistaking their pleading sobs for pleasure —