Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊

22 it/he/they. problematic fiction stan. don’t like my posts block me and move on 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 18+ MDNI DEAD DOVE ACCOUNT. i have a hot husband @PuckTricksterC💕

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

So all the dead doves you name it it’s in my bag don’t like it block me bc I’m a problem. From incest, noncon, GILFs and even necro I’m disgusting about all that fiction. My brand is fictional family corpse fucking. Not your cup of tea don’t drink it. There’s the warning

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Being someone who can swear in 12 different languages is great til someone hears you mumble out a bunch of swears in their native tongue and you pop up to see their face and you learn they know you were on the clock calling your printer a fucking cock sucker with a whore mother

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

That or go through an incident together that bonds you into life long friendship as no one else can know about the incident.

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Pro tip don’t want your favorite online friend to leave you? Seduce them, make them fall in love with you then marry them and raise three cats together who like you more

[Noor✰ @itsdaaboi2]

Unpopular opinion:

No online friend stays more than three months in your life, they'll leave you!!

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

My husband is like Jesus in the since like how Jesus died for everyone’s sins he married me so no one else would have to hear my weird feral random brain rots about fucked fandom shit. He married me as sacrifice so no one else had to hear about fictional corpse fucking

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Getting logged back into a tumblr account I was locked out of for over a year makes me wonder if I’ll still have the same spark now that I’m a married happy adult who isn’t a feral fuck let lose on the streets of the internet it’s why this account has been dead. I was tamed

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

@WhitneyLillianL I don’t see how it would be ruined. I love my husband very dearly hence why I married him

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Best update to my bio. Married bitches

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Remembering how I said I was an anti at 18 but also had a dnd character who in her canon was incestious with her twin brother. I miss her because she was fucked in the head and we love a messy twincest dynamic

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Forgetting I had twitter for a almost 2 months. So apparently it was just an okay to mt fiancé to tell his coworker who is a chill dude whose read incest fanfic that I was known on twitter as the necro guy. Like damn let me pretend to be respectable

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

@PuckTricksterC As a recovering addict the amount of people who claim to be progressive but then shame me for my addictive past or suddenly think I’m gonna relapse at any moment/steal from them is a lot. Also “progressives” who shame full service SWs like they’re scum for SW not ending at OF

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Jackson you stranger i bonded with for 25 minutes I hope you find a group that wants to do that twist filled betrayal filled soul crushing campaign with you. It sounded fun and I hope you get your enrichment of players suffering real soon bud.

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Tonight at work a guy who was checking into the hotel we bonded over both being DMs who haven’t had a party in a while and missing our life blood of players tears. I’ve never felt more seen or understood like I did an hour ago.

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

He’s not allowed to make choices for the home because I know he’ll make it a cage goldblum shrine

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Things I’m not allowing @PuckTricksterC to put on our wedding registry because he’s cursed and wacky and never allowed to have a say in decorating ever. He gets a corner

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

I’m not even the biggest Star Wars fan but I’m now living with 3 cats named after Star Wars characters

[Dorian 🔞 ⚰️🕊 @morallygraytea]

Tragic antis hating on my parasocial enemy and calling him a pedo/using his books as proof or calling his works CSEM has me defending him bc I hate his works because I’ve read them and think they’re lazy shock. Having to argue with antis over extreme horror sucks.