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nakal boleh, jahat jangan

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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

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Would you like to try African food??

They would too.

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her

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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

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Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

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At a funeral:

“Do you know the WiFi password?”

“Have some respect for the dead!”

“Thanks. No spaces?”

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

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The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Twitter quickly before the kettle boils.

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I love birthdays, but unfortunately too many can kill you.

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I saw my mom chopping onions today so I started crying. Onions was a good dog..

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I love dead baby jokes they never get old

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pas 17 agustus gua pasang bendera merah putih
eh temen gua kok kuning

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kalo di afrika tsunami itu musibah atau rezeki?

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temen gua buta dan dia sedih, jadi gua ajak nonton bioskop biar seneng

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kalo di afrika ngebaptis airnya di minum

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kalo dewa hindu jadi kiper ga bakal kejebolan, kan tangannya 6

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Tadi pagi habis dibaptis. Alhamdulillah rasanya lega

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