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Not to put the pressure on you, but to put all of the pressure completely on your head.

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No, son, I’m never scared when I’m out on the beat; because I have the best backup team out there, Officer’s God and Jesus. I know God protects me from all danger and Jesus guides my bullets straight into the brains and lungs of lawless slime.

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Orel, there are some things that are burned so deep into a person's subconscious that you forget just why they're there. You only know that they've scarred you in such a horrible and personal way that they must be right.

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I'M A CHURCH!

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Well, the Reverend sacrificing is very fitting on a day like today.
Oh really? Why especially today, Albert Vaginastein?

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People just don't say what's on their mind, Dad.
Don't give me that, that's MY line!
Well, guess it's true.

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Oh, God.
What's the matter?
I hate myself.

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Orel, I've been a bad Dad, I admit it, okay? I'm sorry about shooting you, I'm sorry about the ignoring, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all of that.

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I'm surprised at you, Orel! You know that only God and the government can decide who lives and who dies.

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Please, when do you ever remember?
All I do is try to forget.

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(Mockingly) Hi, I'm Clay Puppington, and I'm drinking stupid juice! And boy, does it work! Right, Jesus?

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Orel, I've been a bad Dad, I admit it, okay? I'm sorry about shooting you, I'm sorry about the ignoring, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all of that.

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Yeah, keep it in your pants. I'm through with women.
Amen!

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Boy, God. This sure didn't turn out to be the best Christmas ever. But you still have two minutes left, and I have faith in you.

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In short, your little Bobby is extremely creative and a free-thinker. So therefore, he's been suspended for three weeks.

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Wait a minute! You're asking ME to take responsibility for what Orel does?
I know it's a tall order.
Ninety percent of the time, I'm not even responsible for my own actions!
What if you quit drinking?
Yeah, what if?

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Vote Puppington!

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Stinkin' dead-end job...

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WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?! She always fools me, Orel. 'I'll make things better, dear. Drink me, put me inside you, I'm great!' And she chokes me just like every other WHORE out there!

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Good afternoon.
Oh yeah? What's so afternoon about it?