friend: hey!! how’ve you been?
me: *battling the overwhelming urge to repeatedly slice my face open w any sharp object within my proximity until it’s just one huge gash* oh i’ve been doing pretty well, how are you?
Sobriety is wild because one day you’re on your 72nd hour of an illegal stimulant fueled bender and the next you’re doing your hair and makeup to go to the grocery store at 6pm on a Friday night. Life comes at you fast!
The recovery part of me seeing all this Hunter Biden stuff really hopes he gets the help he needs, but the addict part of me is like damn I wish I was smoking crack in a motel 6