ryan, idiot

who dat boy who him is

[Ali @aliwhitesox]

Tweeting my favorite D Rose video in honor of Derrick Rose night

[mak @batdayas]

just remembered the age i’m turning this year

[ryan, idiot @moranchula]

but surely the Ryan is wasting his life dutifully monitoring his Outlook inbox

[Swamp Witch Advice @SwampAdvice]

Does the tree waste its life if it stands still and feels the sun? Do the newts waste their lives sleeping under the leaves? Your purpose is to be, and you are excelling.

[uggie of everythingtwt @uggievin]

how it feels using my paychecks for vbucks while my coworkers are using theirs to support their families

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

our paul who blart in heaven

[ryan, idiot @moranchula]

Stack of printed out NYT crosswords on my desk. I am the best employee we have I also do not play RuneScape on my phone at work

[VICIOUS 🍉 @viciousfrockery]

read books. challenging ones. have hobbies that require problem solving, bonus if they are lightly physical. do puzzles, paper ones. spend time deep cleaning, cooking new recipes, and learning how to do household repairs. doing nothing but Look At Phone will kill you

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Constantly

[Backyard Sports @_BackyardSports]

PLAY BALL!!!!
BACKYARD BASEBALL ‘97 IS OUT NOW ON STEAM!

On the 27th anniversary of the original release of Backyard Baseball, we can finally step up to the plate once again. Have fun, everyone!

https://t.co/uq5Qw1wzwT

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

huge day

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work

[ryan, idiot @moranchula]

@united @AmericanAir 1hr, I’m calling it. Time to go plead united club to let me in and see if the humans can sympathize with me. After that I cancel my United card and never again book w them ❤️🥰❤️

[ryan, idiot @moranchula]

Over/under 30 mins for time to talk to a real human about a mechanically delayed flight from @united !!! Stacking up 7hrs of delays today 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[ryan, idiot @moranchula]

@united @united said here’s 2500 miles or $30 for your troubles, sorry you spent $1500 on a flight that we fucked up. It’s ok I will be taking my talents to @AmericanAir