Morgan

Just some thoughts

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

I watched a guy run a sub-six-minute mile pace ... uphill ... on skis

while I ate a Reese's Blizzard from Dairy Queen (with extra Reese's)

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

going on record to say that (personally) this is my top four #DWTS

[hayley ⁸¹ 🇦🇺🦊🐊 @rhrh1800]

What do they have in common? They both got robbed this week. #DWTS

[haya ✧.* @SIXOFHAYA]

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE!!! THEY’VE GOT SPACE NOW #DWTS

[brooke @heeyyitsbrookie]

how do we live in a world where dylan scored higher than robert #DWTS

[Morgan @morandomthings]

@valsbersten It’s horrifying but idk how else would he hear the music?🤷‍♀️

[Morgan @morandomthings]

@McDonalds
Me: gets handed an unmixed McFlurry
Me: hey, can this get mixed?
Employee: “nah, our mixer doesn’t work because It’s not plugged in.”
Me: um ok

Customer service 👎🏼
S’mores McFlurry after I hand mixed it 👍🏼

[Morgan @morandomthings]

Why are half of the shots out of focus @BachParadise #bachelorinparadise #bachparadise

[tøia 🏒🦈 cw: ted lasso @tinyclancy]

slay

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

[Cory. @CoryxKenshin]

WELP. This is it guys. Since TikTok is about to get banned in the US, send me your FUNNIEST TikTok’s for one last try not to laugh. If your TikTok is trash, I’m BLOCKING ya 🍑

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This lady unable to get a peach out of a big jar of peaches has me weeping

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

This is Bubba a street dog I have fed every day for over 2 years.

He is one of the biggest con artists you have ever met.

This is the story of how Bubba deserves an Oscar (1/7) 🧵

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Douglas. He frew up. Still 12/10

[han ❀ @cloisrodrigo]

how are they even going to pick a winner tonight?

chandler is ICONIC
stephen is LEGENDARY
joey is SLAYING
danny
ilona is AMAZING

#dwts

[Ilona Maher @ilona_maher]

Go vote right now!!! Text iLONA 10 times to 21523!! Please!!

[Morgan @morandomthings]

I need to know what Stephen’s glasses are made of because those things have been flung around all over this place #DWTS

[Morgan @morandomthings]

STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN

[sam ꕤ @berstcns]

my team for life like you don’t understand