morbergrulz

I'm a baby. Hail Cthaulu.

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Hey. You need a baby for this superstar show?

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Um... guys.. how come that real baby gets to be in the show and not me??!! #myresumeisbetter #promisenottopooponstage

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

My work here is done - until tomorrow night #sumcmattress

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

@inspiringkaleb @Shermo10 #sumcmattress

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

I still don't get it - what happens in the night? #sumcmattress

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Day old turkey is good for babies, right? #sumcmattress

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Why no babies in this show??????? #sumcmattress

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Ready for the Children's musical Sunday night! Come see me in my starring role Sunday at 6:30!!

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Finally the recognition I deserve as star of this show. #sstitw @Shermo10

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

@buddywillj Two Christmases! Or is it one Christmas and one Hanukkah? @webtheweeb

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

@buddywillj Ain't nothing wrong with that candy bar man. #sstitw #diarrheafordays

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

15 minutes until this show gets good. #staroftheshow #babyzrule #sstitw

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

What's going on in here? #sstitw

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

@711emp time is all timey-wimey in fairytale land.

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Don't worry I handled it. #saiditwaschocolate #sucker #sstitw

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Oh noes. I had another accident backstage. #bothparentsonstage #sstitw

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

Guys, I had an accident outside. #justsometiretracks #itsok #madeofplastic #sstitw

[morbergrulz @morberg_rulz]

@bassdude564 but did you get bagel bites?