Morgan Collins

Me: short, Scottish, bat shit crazy, master of resting bitch face and black belt in sarcasm.

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@LustiumVA I dunno if this will work, its my last attempt 😞

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@LustiumVA #lustiumchallenge
Dragon mountain Irvine, Scotland also for funsies the SO wanted his picture too, I got more of the dragon in it 😁 (his doesn't count as my submission)

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@LustiumVA Hope it shows up now..... Its been freaking ages since I used twitter, um, X or whatever this thing is called now

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@LustiumVA Think mine got lost 😭

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@LustiumVA #LustiumChallenge

Dragon mountain, Irvine, Scotland

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@LustiumVA Hi!

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@LordMinion777 @spotifypodcasts Completely on time tweet 😁

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Ayyyyy it’s Monday which means, on @spotifypodcasts of course, Distractible has a new episode! Watch here: https://t.co/4xSx1njGHs

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@DoomScroling @kpopnquarantine We used Celsius in the UK and this man still manages to have an IQ lower than room temperature in the middle of winter 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@TheOnlyRyann Haha not so quick to make fun of the shortlanders now mwahahaha

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@TheHerdHouse That he is 😍😍

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@ask_aubry I know a wonderful pig farmer that have very hungry hogs if she's interested. Hitting a ten year old girl!! MF is lucky she didn't get the police involved, fact I hope she did

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@kwoade Eugh. I can smell that picture. Is she okay?

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@busterandoreo Oreo turned into a chocolate lab!!! Just perfecting their Halloween costume 😁

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@BertsLegacy Mr Handsome. The regal pose is just a mood that takes him now and then 😁

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@ask_aubry I can't understand how someone can write something that makes them seem intelligent and yet be so very clueless 🤔

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@DoomScroling @OrchardMarie93 It's adorable that he thinks saying incorrect, automatically means that we will believe that he is obviously correct and we won't argue back. Like somehow that one word can change facts into fiction

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@Kesthecollie Oh very rare. A very good specimen too, it's lucky you had their one weakness with you.... Super cute border collie 😁

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@ProtectWldlife She's a psychopath!!!

[Morgan Collins @morcol1904]

@bunsenbernerbmd I would also resort to vandalism if pie was advertised and not delivered 😂😂😂