Morgan McCurry

I write jokes that no one has heard, because I haven't told them to anyone

[Morgan McCurry @morcurry]

@shwangardini Guard Dawg Superstar, are you opening for Matt in Ontario, or just the Hollywood show?

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@art_is_war Can hear foot steps really well but also things like plane flying, loot boxes, and wind super loud. Any way to filter those sounds down?

[Morgan McCurry @morcurry]

@ReeseHopper Careful.

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@notsofiacoppola Does this mean you got to work with THE phat j?

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@princessshenk Are you subtweeting @kimberlycongdon ? 👀

[Morgan McCurry @morcurry]

@exzachtt when you start streaming again, feel free to go back to Caldera. We need you

[Morgan McCurry @morcurry]

@CheetoSantino spotted at the AMC in Santa Monica. Love

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@tomwarren @calebgima

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@aChrisOConnor Rad. What game you boys gonna be playing? Just picked mine up

[MLB @MLB]

Smooth Trea Turner slides are BACK.

[Morgan McCurry @morcurry]

Yellowstone is just Succession with horses

[Nick Thune Notary Public @nickthune]

just got a email from youtube telling me i've seen all the norm macdonald videos and that i can move on to something else now

[Morgan McCurry @morcurry]

People often ask if my dog is friendly. He is, but I bite

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@PeterJolley6 @RyanHamilton This is a great offer. Walking distance of American Comedy Co.

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@notsofiacoppola this is confusing as you are the only gamer I follow...

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I am guilty of this too

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A non confrontational person's most valuable tool is beginning a request with "I am guilty of this too but..."

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@MosesStorm 2020 should try Whole 30

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@husjoshua Imagine having an iPhone and not having access to Spotify Sessions...

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Not looking forward to the New Lines Cinema rom-com that will be released 10 years from now about a couple in quarantine called “6 Feet Apart”