VALERIE

( 𝐎𝐂𝐑𝐏 | 🇬🇧 ) ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ A minor inconvenience with excellent taste. Occasional miracle. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝙄, 𝘰𝘧 @TheCarmichaels.

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

𝐎𝐇, 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒?
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

A brief laugh escaped her before she turned back to @fallendune. “Right! Eggsy. Forgive me, it's been a long journey, and his name's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it?”

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

▐⠀𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗,
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹'𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗿
Friday the 13th, 2026.

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

... accompanying her, gesturing between the two. “Anyway, brother, meet—” she paused, her smile faltering ever so slightly as she glanced at him. “Sorry, love, what's your name again?”

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

@PrideOfFlesh just saying

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

somebody would totally beat your ass once you got here

[ALISTAIR CARMICHAEL @PrideOfFlesh]

my assistant just told me i missed my flight ... when did i book said flight and where am i supposed to be going?

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

; fuck me, forgot to include the month.

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

▐⠀𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗,
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹'𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗿
Friday the 13th, 2026.

[j. @hlsblackswan]

wanna be fucked so hard, hand over mouth so i can't scream to be reminded of who i belong to and to not be able to walk for days typa mood.

[Stiles @lilstiless]

“He’s just a friend”

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

@fallendune iMessage to Theo

: OMW
: r u there alr???

[ILONA WICKHAM-FITZGERALD @veilsoiree]

𝗪𝗬𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗣𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗥, 𝗡𝗼𝘃 𝟭𝟮𝘁𝗵 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 ▐ "My darling, I am terribly sorry for missing the Carmichael family dinner tomorrow,” The Duke reaches for my hand, gently rubbing his thumb across my knuckles.

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

@downandgritty i agree, only watched it once but i pretty much still remember the plot. any other moviee you watch lately?

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

to my new mutuals, hello, hello!

expect a bit of daily shenanigans, random thoughts, and occasional oversharing around here.

now, what's been keeping you occupied lately? any current obsession worth sharing?

[VALERIE @mordantmess]

@indecentpals let's find out how interesting strangers can be. what's your idea of a perfect spontaneous afternoon, and what's one thing that'll make you immediately say yes to an invitation?

i promise not to judge. much.

( MDNI / BIL. )