I got Pirate Legend on @SeaOfThieves today! This was a massive grind! So worth it though! Really enjoy the game @RareLtd , and look forward to more pirate adventures! #bemorepirate
Hear me out.
This is why I fucking love indie games.
Hand drawn, 90s cartoon inspired Ren & Stimpy meets Metroidvania… set inside the body of an unhealthy middle-aged man. I feel targeted…
Doug starts exercising, which the microscopic civilisation living inside him interprets as the apocalypse. You fight through organs, visit a cemetery in his bowels and use weapons including a portable hole and apparently, a squid’s arse. 😂
Game: Oh, My Doug!
31 years ago, the Sega Saturn launched in the US along with Daytona USA. In case you’ve never seen this, here is Takenobu Mitsuyoshi, the voice behind the Daytona USA classic banger “Let’s Go Away”. Enjoy!
#retrogaming#sega
The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons:
-Too many cheese references (in a world of mice)
-You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise)
-There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons)
-Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema)
-There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter)
-The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon)
This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.