𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈

self-absorbed cunt 💅🏻✨ | ♌︎ ☼ ♌︎ ☽ ♏︎ ↑ | She/Her

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Im about to put a money spell on my name & then insinuate im pregnant in the family gc

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Fun new game- go to the sibling group chat and when you see they’re all actively engaged, drop a “since you’re all gathered here, I have some news” and then ghost

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: You don’t find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty ?? Doesn’t it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world’s biggest problems when they literally could ?? Isn’t that suspicious ??

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

One time a guy asked me what ethnicity I would’ve wanted to be born and I was so confused like “what? I love being Mexican, why would I wanna be anything else?” And he goes “that’s crazy. I wanna be black. So i can say the n-word”

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

How tf do exes always know when you’re in a relationship but also somehow when you just ended one

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Im crying more about Euphoria S3 E8 than I did about my breakup bitch I am straight up BAWLING

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Men think women don’t like sex and I was just broken up with for being TOO SEXUAL

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Why do men always have to make you look stupid when you start to introduce them to the people in your life

[Janae @marii_janaee]

men will call you a goddess and bring nothing to your altar

[ryu & that @tyskei]

She saw at least TEN children under the age of FIVE with their heads DECAPITATED. We are not mad enough.

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Fuck the professor who made me believe I wouldn’t make a good teacher and broke my drive bc the compliment I get the most years later from people who never knew my lore is “you would make a great teacher”

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

I used to work for a brand that literally had a hair salon and a hospital for their product like what????

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

I wasn’t about to tell her that he’s actually MAKING ME WAIT

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

I don’t tell my parents about people I’m dating but today I got flowers so big I couldn’t fit them in my room so I asked my mom if I could leave them by la virgencita (she has allergies so I wanted to check with her first) & first thing she said was “don’t get pregnant”

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

@localchaos_

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

having my personal witch come over to counter cleanse my apartment rn

[sel ( ◠‿◠. ) @moonhyhunex]

happy mother’s day to palestinian, congolese, sudanese, yemenis mothers who are carrying their families through fear, loss and displacement while still finding ways to give warmth, hope, and care ❤️‍🩹

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Happy Mother’s Day to me bc most of my exes texted me today for some reason

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[𝒾𝓋𝓎⛈ @morecummies]

Why are so many exes texting me today what is happening in the stars