Not THAT Dave....

Oxford Dictionary in public, Urban Dictionary in private. Allergic to brown sugar. MUFC fan. All views my own. This is the society you wanted, Karmageddon!

[Not THAT Dave.... @moredaveplease]

#wordoftheday

[Not THAT Dave.... @moredaveplease]

Life is just a bunch of information that you are glad you have but have no idea what to do with it

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Just aced the @emma_finance quiz with a perfect 5/5 score! 🎉 Think you can beat me? #EmmaQuiz

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Depends who it is....... Make yourself known, let's see.....

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BIG BENNNNN!!!!!!!!

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Great worked goal! Cuuuunnnnnhhhaaaa

#mufc

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CASEMIROOOOOOO!

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Casssssimmmmeeerrrrooooooooo

#mufc

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Let's hope for a better second half

#mufc #ggmu

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@rioferdy5 Sluggish, what you expect with such a gap between games. Think it's time for Sesko

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@66Steph82 I have exactly the same problem and don't know..... My ex's stuff is in garage and has been for quite a while now....... I am thinking if I haven't heard by June I'll text saying it needs to be gone by the end of the month or I will sell/dump it

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@nicksflo_xo Is everything ok? Do you want to talk about it?

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I feel seen......

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@AbsoluteGinger Just the one? Disappointed or they were small knickers lol

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Remember when I died for you all and you just behaved like massive knobheads ever since

Don’t know why I even bothered

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@nicksflo_xo Another day of me being here on my own........

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Single because I was taken for a mug

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Well that's another ghost! Honestly I think I'm going to give up on this dating lark...... Not that anyone reads these posts 😂

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@SuzieHasTwins Might want to leave it slightly longer. Police don't even do much in the first 24 😂😂

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Back from last night's wedding. I'm wiped out lol. My mind says "Get into trouble with my wingman" my body these days says"You need a power nap today"

However, it was a great wedding