coming up to me at 8am at work and asking โhowโs it going, man? did you see the game last night?โ is a hate crime. I donโt know what an MLB is and I have no interest in finding out.
Indiana Restaurant Economic Stimulus Beat COVID Contest, 40 winners, $500k certificates. Name your Indiana restaurant AND your favorite menu item on a retweet of this tweet, and must follow me. LET'S GOOOO!! #GoColts
Went to do one of those fun Spotify Wrapped things to see all the cool and hip music I listened to, but instead found out I probably just need a therapist...
Ina Garten just went on Instagram live at 9am to make a big ass cocktail and told everyone โitโs always cocktail hour in a crisisโ and for the first time in 2 weeks, I finally feel seen.
Quarantine update: Just ate a few spoonfuls of the most delicious soup that I didnโt even remember making, except it turned out to be a quart of Sahmโs ranch I bought last weekend.