cats are not witches

[cats are not witches @morenikxji]

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[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Quote this tweet with a picture you want to recreate.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I think some parents get so focused on giving their baby a unique name that they forget they’re also naming a future 42-year-old who’s going to have to introduce themselves in a work meeting.

[cats are not witches @morenikxji]

@Tejiri_rex Bookmarking this for my wedding

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

I still think Nysc is what some companies use to maximise cheap labor.

[schrodinger’s gadus @benxta_]

asper “when you’ve finished fooling on that website you’ll come & dm us”

[schrodinger’s gadus @benxta_]

nigerian brands love having websites that jus don’t work

[𝒀𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏 @Tsiiporah]

De toutes les conséquences de la colonisation, il n’y a pas qlq chose qui m’énerve plus que le mauvais rapport que les africains entretiennent avec leurs cheveux .😮‍💨

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

i do not regret a single class i missed in uni.

[Eni Adeoluwa @Enioluwa]

Please if you know it’s Poundo Yam you have, remove that “Pounded Yam” from your menu and write Poundo!!!😭

You people are stressing me. They are NOT the same thing. I was already excited to eat pounded yam and first taste… heartbreak.💔

[Oluwafunke 🩵 @deyinkaa_]

All three and more because nothing missing, nothing lacking.

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

The gap in early childhood education in Nigeria is maniacally bewildering. This child may have dyslexia, and he'd be labelled all things under the face of the sun.

Sad life here man, sad.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope my next birthday finds me in a new country & with someone i love.

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

I just hope I end up with someone that loves cooking for me

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[Congenital nomaly @http_theelizz]

I HATE MENSTRUATION. WHAT THE HECK!

WHY AM I LYING DOWN AND THE BLOOD IS IGNORING MY PAD TO ROLL UP MY SPINE JUST TO STAIN MY BED. LIKE ARE YOU MAD???

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

it’s the little things

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

I’m yet to reach the peak of my beauty and that's something to look forward to.

[juːˈniːk @Fareeida]

Me while cooking
*Chops onions, *rinses hand
*Peels Maggi, *rinses hand
*Cuts tomatoes, *rinses hand
*Adds spices *rinses hand

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

And on the next episode of learning from my parents' mistakes, I'll never sacrifice my children's comfortability to make sure a guest is comfortable in my house

[elton @eltoowavy]

Screenshotting tweets and posting them on my WhatsApp status >>>