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[5 @comeuptuff]

anytime someone does something weird to me i work on myself, because what am i even doing being around someone like that.

[Kate 🐈 @chiefkittenme]

Lazymaxxing your life with babies, 0y to 3y

1. Don't buy a baby crib. Put as big a mattress as you have space for on the floor and cosleep. Preferably put it in another room than the master bedroom - sometimes baby will have hard nights but you don't want two adult zombies in the house

2. Go everywhere you want. Buy a sling or baby sack, put baby there and go for coffee. Visit a friend with an older baby and ask to try all the baby wearing devices they have, you'll find a perfect one. Have to admit it is much easier to do in a friendly climate

3. Breastfeed if you can. It will allow you not to think about baby food for months and go out easier

4. Yes you can take baby to that museum or rock concert

5. When the baby is older slowly introduce the same food as you are eating at home

6. You don't need baby courses to develop baby brains. Talk to them. Let them cook with you or help with the laundry

7. Teach kids that there are boring times of the day. I think boredom is just the best gift you can present them, we all need space for creativity.

8. Read to your kids.

9. Yes it is ok to use diapers for a longer time but then spend just one day on potty training.

10. Teach them to cook their own food. They will be so proud!

11. Kids won't eat unhealthy food if you only have healthy food at home

[GoHomeRoger @Go__homeroger]

You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes

[Chuck Strangers @Chuck_Strangers]

Easiest way to say no to someone is to add playa after “nah playa” it’s like i denied you but at least i called you a playa

[Lady Yak ⚠️ @Nisha_Booh]

Everybody to reap what they sow

[jm @liljess1k]

i’m PR trained do not ask me nothing

[Òrìtsẹ́jòlómísàn @AkonuJolomi]

in order to insult me, i must first value your opinion. that’s where the process breaks down.

[shigo🖤 @didashi]

A mf could never have that much control over me where I’m blinded by rage

[E @thejordanelyse]

happy #ReasonableDoubt day to everyone who celebrates!

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Girls I fear that we must take the streets back by putting the heels on. We gotta retrain the feet and strut like we mean it everywhere. It’s time to restore order

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ik you young if yo granny making shit like rotel, my granny only made serious shit like neck bones

[Chinobi 🪭🥷🏽 @Medita_Shun]

My Parisian debut

[alonzo arnold @imalonzobitch]

If you’re a girl and all your bills paid and you can buy whatever you want in this economy, you THAT BITCH FR!!!

[˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚ @_Gdash]

very chic to do 1 million things in a day and not post any of it

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

every girl should experience her own apartment, groceries in the fridge, candles lit, everything exactly how she wants it, and no man stressing her out. it really is a luxury experience.

[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

Can't even argue with my boyfriend cus he's older than me and old people don't listen 🤦🏾‍♀️

[` @schiz04renic]

just realized i’m the first woman in my lineage who got to enjoy being a woman before becoming a wife or mom

[BRYCE @brycelux]

Yall outfits be ugly