BLEUYAM$ 🧊

TwentySomething. Miss Andrist 😤

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

This is the kind of weed God put on earth for us to smoke not the dispensary pack from a half century of CIA research

[BLEUYAM$ 🧊 @moreofkb]

@Freyy_is I literally had to dig through my capsule storage to find my old iPods to load some music, books, podcasts on them for my kid who feels left out with other kids her age having phones, iPads, etc. Social media is just no place for kids man.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Deidre J Owen @deidrejowen]

I miss the days when I, an average US citizen, could go literal weeks without hearing or even thinking about the United States president.

[Bisma Zafar 🩺 @thebismazafar]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

Everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, that is happening in US politics in the past 9yrs since him leaving office has been the whitelash response to electing a Black man to the highest position in this country.

[mamas @byedisgrace]

please tell me yall was on twitter when the wayfair gate was happening

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

because it is. yall were just eating tubs of cheesecakes last week

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

Obama is in the Epstein files like 1000 times and I’m not even joking it’s all just people talking shit about him 😭

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

How it feels working in the bank

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And look at shit now

[🌈PDC @paidocirilo]

esse mano tinha tudo pra ser um ator renomado como Jim Carey mas ele protegeu as crianças e foi colocado na lista negra. LOUCURA! Feliz aniversário Jerry! Vc é um herói

[We’re Losing Recipes! @SoualiganAmazon]

They’re trying to jump my girl but she is correct. Say Her Name was created for Black women precisely because when BW get murdered by the state their names& stories are not known. The WW murdered yesterday is getting international coverage because she’s yt.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

White lives matter mfs quiet after a White woman got shot in the face.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

This is Trump’s America! This is what all these stupid ass people voted for! There hasn’t been peace in the USA since this fat orange piece of shit been sworn in! FUCK ALL OF YOU THAT VOTED FOR THIS!

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Good Morning Healthy Niggas. Remember, you’re doing good.

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y'all be quick to "Match Energy" when it's negative, but can't reciprocate love, affection or respect.