#GatekeepingJohnConstantine🦇

a messy bench who loves drama

[#GatekeepingJohnConstantine🦇 @morethan1page]

my litmus test for all johnny c content

[sardine @sardineblazer]

Constantine needs to stop being "slutty drunk magician" and go back to his gothic roots
Go caress a skull, bisexual boy

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10

[Transformative Works @OTW_News]

#AO3-ers! 📢 You know what day it is! #Fanfic Friday! It's been awhile since we dropped some recs, so throw out some links! Your all time favorites, ones you've been reading, your marked for laters... all links welcome!

[emily north @north0fnorth]

a lot of the things people say “they don’t teach you in history class” was stuff i learned in my illinois public school education. while the quality of education varies greatly across the country i really do think in some cases people just weren’t paying attention

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

This coffee mug is now my entire personality.

[lesbian joan holloway @niicecool]

i’ve said this before but catholic converts were not brought up to internalise one of the core tenets of catholicism which is shame. and that’s why they’re all so fucking annoying

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

my parents:

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer.

[𖠵 ۪ 🫀⊹ ֗ @dykensteinery]

how it feels to read a classic novel that is considered a classic for a reason:

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours on my phone in other superior ways

[jackie (the filmmaker) @wispsofgold]

how it feels being in fandom with people with poor media literacy

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I’m Such a Bitch Before I Have Coffee’ Says Woman Who Is Also a Bitch After: https://t.co/1XRtJlThji

[#GatekeepingJohnConstantine🦇 @morethan1page]

@schwaal This reminded me of that tweet that was like. Some of the most fantastical stories ever were written on an excel spreadsheet.

[macy @macyagilliam]

new screenshot to guilt your friends with just dropped

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

I always loved John Adams b/c, in between the almost mythological George Washington and the silver-tongued esoteric genius Thomas Jefferson, we got this little dork who was a deeply good man but kind of off-putting

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

girl are you Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs, because your bottom looks like food, warmth and a safe place to rest