a man asked me if i’ve ever had a one night stand and when i said no he goes “i thought we were friends why would you lie to me. everyone’s had one. you were probably just drunk and don’t remember it” SIR WHAT
my fear of flying has suddenly disappeared bc all i can think about is how excited i am. it’s actually concerning that this is the only thing that’s been on my mind for the past two weeks.
to the man who saw me point at the empty shelf and complain about the store being out of my creamer and then proceed to put his back which was the exact one i pointed at, i love you.
to the woman that pulled up at the light so that i couldn’t see her dog after i waved at them i hope that the next time you go to eat your favorite food you drop your plate before you can even take a bite