Tori

Every time I remember that I made a Twitter, I get really disappointed in myself as a person and try instantly to forget the atrocity I've committed.

[KATU News @KATUNews]

BREAKING: Incident in Downtown Portland prompts massive police response

Portland Fire is calling the event a “multiple victim traumatic scene” with at least three victims reported so far.

https://t.co/2KEK7TJcW3

[Tori @morethanlove616]

@discordapp Do people seriously not remember AIM...?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Time for bed.

4-year-old: No, it's not.

Me: You can't tell time.

4: I can tell you're wrong.

[Das Keyboard @daskeyboard]

This is your chance to win a FREE Das Keyboard every month! Subscribe to win. #Giveaway #Competition

https://t.co/w6zvGSFhKk

[Tori @morethanlove616]

@JimCarrey The death of a salesman billboard in the back is such a clever touch. I love it.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

#RickandMorty @danharmon @JustinRoiland

[Secret Flying @SecretFlying]

Westchester, New York to Merida, Mexico for only $210 roundtrip with @Delta.

https://t.co/FzMmRnZxRx

[Tori @morethanlove616]

@allcleanedout I'll try. I have to find time :(

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

His passing has left an intellectual vacuum in his wake. But it's not empty. Think of it as a kind of vacuum energy permeating the fabric of spacetime that defies measure. Stephen Hawking, RIP 1942-2018.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Printed on the circuit board of a car in deep space https://t.co/8ZMJVUs4W1

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

...Perfect day, with my cat and a cup of tea...

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

Holy shit.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

As if Trumpcare weren't cruel enough... @Mic

[Tori @morethanlove616]

@allcleanedout wooo! Christmas beer!

[Antsy Labs @antsylabs]

We're beyond excited to debut Fidget Cube, now LIVE on @kickstarter: https://t.co/4XjdMUdtoL #fidgetfever

[Tori @morethanlove616]

@allcleanedout *we bought our first mattress.

[Forbes @Forbes]

Elon Musk: We will have self-driving cars in less than 2 years https://t.co/M5hYD9GlEG

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Plug the Fathom Neural Compute Stick into any USB device to make it smarter https://t.co/uEaA5bCtZ7 by @getdonovan

[Engadget @engadget]

Artificial intelligence now fits inside a USB stick https://t.co/J8KsrvOuXW