Clavicular gave her ONE smirk and she instantly hid her face, then casually stepped up, bowled a STRIKE, and completely finished the job 😭
“Wait... that was actually hot.”
A girl held onto this guy on the couch for 19 straight seconds while he stayed completely FROZEN... and neither of them acknowledged the audience sitting inches away 😭
“They were NEVER alone on that couch.”
Clavicular pulled up to Blacksburg in a Hokies jersey and immediately declared himself the biggest MOG Virginia Tech had ever seen 😭
“Virginia Tech has never seen a mog like this.”
Clavicular kissed a girl at the bar, walked away with HER LIPSTICK on his lips, then stopped like he needed a moment to process what just happened 😭
“What the f*ck, let me figure it out.”
Clavicular was surrounded by blondes when a brunette walked up and asked to kiss him. He said YES... and got a kiss on the FOREHEAD 😭
“Am I allowed to kiss you?”
Clavicular dropped to the floor for a girl in the middle of the club, and her entire friend group instantly ERUPTED 😭
She was so stunned that she forgot FIVE phones were recording her reaction.
Clavicular got caught in ONE awkward club moment, instantly deployed the ABS, then disappeared into the fog before anyone could react 😭
“Default emote activated.”
Clavicular skipped every stage of flirting and asked the ONE question guys are told never to say out loud... her instant answer left him speechless 😳
“Wanna f*ck?”
“Yeah.”
Clavicular put his hand exactly where he wanted it... then started SQUISHING like he needed to make sure it was real 😭
“Bro... why are you testing it?”
Clavicular was mid conversation on the rooftop when a girl climbed onto his lap and EXPOSED him for completely forgetting who she was 😭
“Wait... you seriously don’t remember me?”
Clavicular asked two girls what they wanted in a guy, and they answered MONEY AND LOOKS... his ego immediately ascended 😭 Meanwhile, his friend was in the background kissing a Latina like the night was about to end.
“So basically... me?”
Clavicular went straight for someone’s MOM, and her friend literally put a hand between them to block the kiss... but she was already too late 💀💋
“She tried to play defense AFTER the buzzer.”
Clavicular offered a girl $500 to sleep with his friend, and she said YES before his friend could even process the offer 😳
“WAIT... that actually worked?”
Clavicular made out with a girl for nearly the entire ride while the girl he came with sat inches behind them watching EVERYTHING 😳
“She really had a front row seat to the whole thing.”
Clavicular’s cameraman caught the WRONG angle while squeezing through the crowded bar, and viewers noticed it before anyone on stream did 👀🍒
“Bro… keep the camera up.”
Clavicular kissed BOTH girls while sandwiched between them in the backseat, but his friend somehow managed to make the clip even stranger 💀
“Bro… why is your hand in your pants?”