Morg

pleading the fifth on all my tweets

[𝔲𝔤𝔩𝔶 @amiuglyprobably]

certified ai hater round these parts

[Morg @morg_ha]

WHY CAN’T A MAN THAT I ALREADY KNOW HIS FAVORITE COLOR JUST LOVE ME BACK ALREADY I’M SO SICK OF RANDOMS TALKING TO ME

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unpopular opinion: People who rely on AI should be forced to live near the data centers, drinking and bathing in the wastewater discharge.

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

yall should be on ya 3rd toothbush for the year at least

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT want an AI summary of my Google search.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of my friend’s text message.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read.

I can read. PLEASE just let me.

[Neet @neet_sol]

pro tip: your salary stays the same whether you're stressed or couldn't care less

[Morg @morg_ha]

I wish Ticketmaster would stop with all the emails. 1. No I don’t want to sell my ticket. 2. I’m not a moron. I know how to use mobile entry. 3. Fuck off in general

[𓄿 @1080pLou]

Celibacy Day 0.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Morg @morg_ha]

Oh thank goodness, I can come back as a fan now

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

We have waived QB Diego Pavia.

https://t.co/Q1wbCbkwLe

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT want self-driving cars.
I DO NOT want humanoid robots.
I DO NOT want Al in every app I use.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want a habitable planet.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I'm trying to figure out how we went from “go green” to AI data centers

[Jimmy Stein @JimmyStein_LOB]

There are only 3 Thursday nights left without nfl or college football. Just. Three.

After tonight, just 2.

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Congratulations! You've been selected to absorb another team's workload.

[Adarsh Singh @0xadarshsingh]

life before this tweet

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.