Morgan Messer

I think this is funny

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There is no skin on my teeth.

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Ice bridges before road

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Tissues are a finite resource

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It frustrates me that yellow and hello are not spelled the same.

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Chickens!

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I’m so funny

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Just so you know going through my Twitter makes me cry laughing.

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Stay by Rihanna gives me ballet vibes

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When I first listened to
The Tide is High by Blondie
I was pissed it didn’t sound like
The Lizzie McGuire Soundtrack.

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It tastes like vanilla smells with fruit.

#tripleberryfrosty

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Tell me. How did you learn what the word rue mean? What is the definition of rue and where did you learn it?

It was iCarly wasn’t it?

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It’s giving My Frontal Love is Developed

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I don’t remember learning how to swing

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Nothing fucking mAATERS!!!!! 🎉

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Sit in toilets the wrong way.

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Ray Pember
Ha!

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And also with you

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If you have time to McLean you have time to McClean.

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Ever wonder what shape your head is?
Shave your head. Find out.

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Current time is future history

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Warmth. Why does warmth not have a P in it!!!! I’m upset.