every day im just trying to muster a shred of the energy and confidence of joe exotic walking into his gift shop, announcing someone got their arm bit off, and then offering everyone gift certificates
For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. “He looks like he got into a fight and he’s depressed he lost, his vitals are fine”.
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO
it’d be funny if it turned out the monster mash was an orgy this whole time. everyone thinkin it’s a jaunty little dance when in fact Dracula’s jackin off while Frankenstein gets fucked up the ass by the invisible man