morgan

create your own sunshine

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[♡ @bbriiix]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

HOWWWWW IS THIS THE FINAL EDIT I’m DYINGGGG 😂😂😂

[Rod B 🦘🐶 🦜 📷 @barranr]

I’ve been standing here for 30 minutes. Nothing!!

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

this is the best day of my life

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

ay im walkin here

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The suggestion that any job is “low skill” is a myth perpetuated by wealthy interests to justify inhumane working conditions, little/no healthcare, and low wages.

Plus being a waitress has made me and many others *better* at our jobs than those who’ve never known that life.

[chelsea🤸🏽‍♀️ @bajashrimp]

the tl gets so corny around new years i’m sorry 😭😭bc why are you cutting everybody off every year and why are you telling us each time

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

alarms are a form of discrimination against girls who are so sleepy

[dr x @J_Nation06]

Wow. No words. #RIPYoungDolph

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Nah but telling a woman you won't perform a medical procedure she specifically asked for not for safety reasons but because you think a man might want to use her body later to have a child is actually wild when you sit back and think about it.