mo 🌙

ur favorite gemini she/her

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[riri @coulddberiri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[ellie @nyrhae]

let's serve angry murder kitten with mama

[skiiball enthusiast @solidshepard12]

24 years and not a single superhero movie brave enough to match this level of romantic eroticism

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

explain it to me like we're about to kiss

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

everyone needed to lykiri tf down

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

this is just what it’s like to have an older sister

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[cult of pluto ☄️ @themartiancarl]

Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”

REOPEN THE SCHOOLS

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[grace @agneswickfields]

ulf from hotd is depicting the realistic and gripping true story about how not being able to crack open a cold one with your boys can turn you to darkness

[aaliyah ⚢ @villaenyra]

“to my court, you are the enemy!”
“and to you?”
“do not try me.”
OH IM BUZZED

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

unfortunately unwoke vocal stim

[GL @gldivittorio]

Just finished this and let me tell you everything is deadass tuberculosis

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle