morgan

thirty-four. executive assistant. coffee addict. cat mom.

[Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi]

All I care about now is this story of a man “married” to a allegedly murderous crane.

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

@jessalvesdesa SAME SAME SAME.

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

I have never watched a season of DWTS before. But for Melora Hardin, Amanda Kloots, and Cody Rigsby, I might have to 💃🏻🕺🏼

[GrasshopperWoman @GrasshopperWom1]

Texas: where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman does not😵‍💫

[Alexandra Raisman @Aly_Raisman]

😂

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

@ndrew_in_va 10/10 would snuggle.

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

@jessalvesdesa How else will everyone know which card Tina picked for them?

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

@jessalvesdesa I hate that I love the circle.

[Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning]

apparently my aunt fell at a winery and got a concussion so I said Sauvignon Bonk in the family chat and no one acknowledged it 🙃🙃🙃

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

@jessalvesdesa I love the Rothy’s I have!

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

Coworker: “hey I saw that Dairy Queen is doing a special on mint Oreo blizzards for St Patty’s Day.”
Me: “oh! I was getting ready to run home for lunch.”
Coworker: “I think you can have a blizzard for lunch! Let’s go!”

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

🏳️‍🌈 Love is love.
💍 Gay marriage is legal.
👋 The Pope isn’t your County Clerk.
🍷 Register for the fancy sheets and wine glasses.
❤️ Peace and blessings.

[morgan @morgan_jessee]

Mom: “Some girls are coming over on Wednesday to watch a new ballet movie.”
Me: “A new ballet movie? What’s it called?”
Mom: “Center Stage.”

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

43 Republican Senators voted to protect the man who incited a mob to kill them.

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

....

Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

I don't even have to comment. You see them. https://t.co/BMJJHIAeRe

[Gideon Resnick @GideonResnick]

me enjoying an outdoor dining experience

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Presidential Fist Bump.
#InaugurationDay