Josh Morgan

I like sloths and pugs

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

🍔🍕🍣 Join me on Deliveroo and get £2.50 worth of free food from your favourite restaurant delivered to your door. https://t.co/tX7H4xe2bZ

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@MPSSouthwark alex is so good at his job, we've been friends for years its just a shame he can't take a joke and arrested me though

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Highly recommended and personally tried and tested. No complaints. Always there when i need them.

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Anyone know where you can get a smooth sack wax and bumhole bleached? Asking for a mate

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ur shit on top gear just fyi @achrisevans

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@MPSSouthwark its 345MD birthday today can i get a RT to raise awareness of a little fat naked boy entering this world 24 years ago

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Am i fat and ugly

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@MPSSouthwark wow more fantastic work by my bud alex. All that gym work is paying off. What as asset to the modern day metropolitan police

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Erm why would i bother ironing my shirt when my big fat belly pushes out all the creases lol

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Maybe this guy needs to forget the algorithms and realise his failure at love is just his loose chat and lack of gains #howtofindloveonline

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

just turned on game of thrones and my cleaner comes in to hoover what are you doing id rather stew in this filth than miss game of thrones

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

U know you go to a sound gym when the changing rooms stink of weed

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If you go gym and don't slam the weights have you really been gym tho

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Theres literally a whole room of punch bags in my gym and this cunt decides to shadow box in the middle of the free weights area 🤔🤔🤔🤔???????

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

The day i can sit in the car and the seatbelt doesn't get entangled in between my fat rolls is the day i know iv made it

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Game of thrones season 6 tomorrow 👌🏼

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Do people even wear ecko trackies anymore well i guess so cos this mug is in full ecko attire complete with hood up and strings pulled tight

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Iv seen the jungle book twice looks like im seeing it a third time live at my gym with this mug beating his chest & grunting like a gorilla

[Josh Morgan @morgan_josh]

Iv done two gym workouts today why don't i have a 6 pack yet is this normal? Please help. Do i need to see my doctor? @LDN_Muscle