Morgan McGruder

ASU | preK teacher | tanner 💕

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Lol I made my class watch Encanto 2 times in one week because I wanted to watch it during movie time 😂

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

something they don’t warn you about parenting is you will watch Frozen 8,000 times and want to die and then one day when your kid is asleep you won’t know what to watch and suddenly a tiny part of you will be like hmm you know what would really hit the spot? FROZEN

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Nobody warned me that when you teach little kids you become the middle man for separated parents 🥴

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Why can I tell the phases of the moon by the way my kiddos act? Somebody send prayers and lots of excedrin

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

@lauren_crossen For real

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

My classroom smells like a pumpkin. Me and these kiddos are ready for the fall weather now.

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

@this_is_ricki Girl I used a friend between visits with my normal guy and he was MAD 😂😂

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

@BaileyMcgruder Wanna come run at 5:30 and yell at me....?

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

All these workout apps are too cheerful. I need someone screaming at me to suck it up not someone telling me I’m doing great 😂

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

@thatburnsbabe Like I wanna be able to run around my neighborhood without my neighbors getting a free show

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Somebody tell me why all the cute sports bras are low support. What girl wants to run in a low support bra?

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Nobody tells you when teaching it’s more stressful to take a week off work than it is to just show up 🙃

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Today while coaching one of my runners decided to help the other team by fielding the ball for them 🤦🏻‍♀️ I can’t make this stuff up

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Last night when I was coaching on third, one of my girls asked what she does next. I told her the hopefully she gets to go home. She looked me straight in the face and said “good because we have a pool at home.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

As much as I love seeing teacher tiktoks, I’ll never understand why they talk to their kindergartners like they’re babies. I talk to my 2 year olds like they’re grown adults.

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

Is it a requirement to dump a whole tray of drinks on yourself once a week to be a server or am I just going above and beyond for my job?

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

I’ve realized that Tanner’s not allowed to break up with me because he has made just about every single page of my moms scrapbooks

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

A lot of ppl (women esp.) discover they struggle w/ ADHD by 18-25 bc that’s when all of the structure provided by school, extracurriculars, & even certain relationships goes away & you have to start creating structure on your own, which, for someone with ADHD, can feel impossible

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

I’ve never been more proud of myself than I am now and that’s such a great feeling

[Morgan McGruder @morgan_mcgruder]

If you run into your server in the restroom, PLEASE don’t ask them to go get your salads “right now.” We’re human too 🙃