Morgan McPeak

I am a bag of particles, governed by the laws of physics

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

https://t.co/PGUUZvJhNt
Fav video of dmx riding a roller coaster

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@powahgen Yes please is that parsley on a sandwich

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@brattysub____ PLZ

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@brattysub____ I feel u

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

Can they make a sequel to the social network

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

I would just like to say fuck Joe Manchin and fuck Gwyneth Paltrow

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@danpfeiffer Person

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@powahgen Wait so you’ve been living with the same furnace filter the entire time you’ve lived in that apartment? Lmao

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@thesantamaria Have you applied for medicaid?

[chu @chuuzus]

as of 2021, this video has aged so well.

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@linoleumsquare I feel like they hate them, but respect them

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

Somewhere in Florida, Trump is screaming into a hollow void about how his inauguration crowd was bigger.

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@ellenvile It was really boring

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

People call vaccine mandates "Orwellian" even though Orwell died at 46 of tuberculosis, which is now preventable with a vaccine.

[Rob @robrousseau]

2016: Maybe it won't be that bad

2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

Eating some pancakes made from coconut flour and vanilla flavored protein powder derived from bone broth, just like my Paleolithic ancestors

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@lindsayfarris I do this

[Morgan McPeak @morgan_mcpeak]

@lindsayfarris Not enough people are laughing about this.