Morgan Messeder

[Morgan Messeder @morgan_messeder]

All I'm saying is that we better get a "Newww-News" from Taylor today @newheightshow

[Morgan Messeder @morgan_messeder]

Apparently, Hell is Wet.

[FC Cincinnati @fccincinnati]

🌩️ WEATHER UPDATE:

Due to thunderstorms in the area, the start of tonight’s match will be delayed. The clubs will provide updates when available.

If you have not made your way inside TQL Stadium, please delay entry until further updates can be provided.

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

“Hey my friend over there thinks you’re cute.”

The friend:

[Moose @Mooseamillion]

Drew up a game plan for the Canes. The circles are where I wouldn't let Ovi shoot from.

[mila³.⋆♱🇦🇷 @verstappenlvr33]

if i ever send you this, just know, it's because im about to snitch on you horribly

[insider joey @AdleyLamarKing]

Ilya sorokin watching Spencer knight save every one before the buzzer

[Morgan Messeder @morgan_messeder]

Fucking CHILLS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Enjoy another look at a historic game-winner in more ways than one called by none other than @JohnWaltonPxP

#ALLCAPS | @Verizon

[Big Bro Cole @kingconnor24]

We not gonna be fucking suck this year

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

The urge to smack people with this would be uncontrollable

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

One trick pony scores his 885th career goal and records his 1,599th career point

#ALLCAPS | @BlueHalo

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

the irony of the nhl on TNT commentators calling ovechkin a “one trick pony” (in year 20 of his career btw) all while they’re literally chomping at the bit to be able to call his 895th(!!!!!) goal. There’s a reason we all want Joe B and Locker on the call. Go eat paint, losers.

[Capitals Replays 🍁 @capsreplays]

#ALLCAPS Ovechkin: "are fucking kidding me, the fuck was that"

[Morgan Messeder @morgan_messeder]

#4

[scrample @leavetowns]

four options, as i see it:
1. the burglar felt bad and returned them
2. the rings were never taken, geno is going blind in old age
3. geno is NOT going blind, this was an elaborate setup to gaslight him
4. the burglar was Marc Andre Fleury

[Mike Callow @Mike_Callow]

On 01/06/2006 Alex Ovechkin scored career goal 25 in his 05-06 rookie season. The next night the Redskins would beat the Bucs in the playoffs

The Commanders just beat the Bucs for their first playoff win since, w/ Ovi scoring 848 goals in between Washington football playoff wins

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Mason Marchment had a series of unfortunate events...

Hit to the ice, then the puck lands on him, then he tries to get up and his stick breaks, falls back to the ice 😬

[Morgan Messeder @morgan_messeder]

😭😭😭😭

[Tom Gulitti @TomGulittiNHL]

Dylan Strome has assisted on all 10 of Alex Ovechkin's goals this season.

The only other Capitals teammate to assist on at least 10 consecutive Ovechkin goals is Nicklas Backstrom (11 from 2010-11 to 2011-12).

From #NHLStats

[Morgan Messeder @morgan_messeder]

@ErasTourResell PICK ME

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

We have TWO (2) UPPER BOWL seats for TONIGHT in Indy…..total is $310.

Reply to this tweet if you are outside or near the stadium and would like to buy!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Why do I feel like the Crocodile knows it's a person under a costume and he's just like 🙄

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Tried to make a friendly comment about how I liked my neighbor’s very autumnal outfit, but I swerved too hard into friendliness, soared past over-familiarity, and landed on the arguably hostile “well if it isn’t Mr. Fall”