m ♡

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[͏🧌〽️ @prez1d0]

Forget the fact that she is Rihanna, cheating on a woman pregnant with your kid is insane lowkey

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

2013??? this bіtch been plotting

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

when my PE teacher asked why i won't run the mile in 7th grade

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

they would only get 4 free tests

[out of context that '70s show @that70scontext]

rest in peace, betty white 💔

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’ve not been able to stop thinking about this since I watched it. The levels https://t.co/PxJycLV6cP

[steph @steph_mcca]

i literally hate the coronavirus I just don’t think it was that good of an idea to have that happen

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Amazon should be criminally liable for this

[Efe @SassyE]

Wonder what her life would have been like if she was compensated for this image in 1985

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

In the US you have to purchase 3 different medical insurance plans to insure your entire head. Your regular insurance doesn’t cover your eyes or mouth bones.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk 'em
Got drunk

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

nobody:

my ceiling fan that’s been on high speed nonstop for 5 years:

[m ♡ @morgan_soars]

“Your flaws are perfect for the heart that is meant to love you”