Morg

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Rich in life because Andrew messaged the One Direction Instagram account to try to get them to come to our reception

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“Whats white steak???”
“….chicken”

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“I’m gonna eat my ramen….with my ramen sticks”

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“What do you mean DIRT???….Those are BEANS!”

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“I’d go outside but I don’t wanna bottle neck”
“Rubberneck”

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“The cat got a hole in one”
“Oh wow you’re good at bowling”
“That’s golf fellar”

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“Whats the big egg in our fridge? Big…black….looks like a dinosaur egg”

An avocado…its an avocado

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“There were so many loose wieners in there”

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“Morgan I’m gonna haveta call you back, I gotta wipe this dogs ass”

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“That was TJ….thats the Grinch’s short name….TJ 😬” good save Meems

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I have a lot of emotions over this.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Liam Payne, former One Direction member, has died at the age of 31 after falling from hotel balcony, TMZ reports.

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Watching Halloweentown with Colt -

“That’s not even a real witches broom! Witches brooms are made out of hay!”

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“Sorry Morgan….ya gotta make a brother for me”

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You should have stopped singing on your Snap story when you graduated high school. No one is watching, it is not good.

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S/O to my boy for listening to my near panic because of a detour on my way to the dentist ❤️

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I think a tattoo is calling my name

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The boys are playing Minecraft and Colt goes “HOW DIDN’T YOU THINK BEES WOULD COME OUT!? ITS A BEES HIVE!!”

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I shoulda stayed home and made pasta 🙄

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I just bought Andrew, Colt, and I matching pajamas for Christmas. This is will be a fun argument 😂

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Hiding mini ducks all over Meme’s house is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made