Morgan Verble

Taking it one mistake at a time

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

.@BenHarper traveled from missouri for tonight’s show. super bummed to no longer being able to see you! IF you did an impromptu show somewhere in long beach tonight you’d have at least a couple fans supporting you, just saying!

[julia @juliashiplett]

I went to church almost every Sunday for 14 years and can I be honest? I was not listening

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

either thongs are soooo bad or my ass was built really fucked up

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

preparing for a trip goes a little something like whining “please don’t be mad at me” to my cats for 48 hours before i leave

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

who else’s least favorite day of the year is their birthday? oh? just me? coolcoolcool

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

heading into the week with three dates, a new tattoo, a hair appointment, my birthday. is it libra season or is it libra season?

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

can’t decide if it’s better to see phoebe bridgers alone because then only strangers will have to see me cry or if i’ll only be crying more because i’m going alone. a sad girl dilemma

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

@Ticketmaster is run by an infant with no moral compass and zero technological skills and you can’t convince me otherwise. how can a ticket service be so bad at what they do?

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

call me basic but after some really shitty past few days, my soul was just reset by this pumpkin cold brew and i think that’s ~beautiful~

[Jamie Henn @jamieclimate]

Never forget that we had all the scientific evidence we needed to act on global warming over 40 years ago, but the fossil fuel industry spent millions to spread disinformation and block climate action.

Global warming isn’t a tragedy, it’s a crime.

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

so do guys have some secret kink of standing girls up? like initiating and making very specific plans to then just ghost? because it’s now happened too many times in my dating life to just be a bad apple hiccup 😅😅😅

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

never have i ever wanted a rocket to fail more than i do for tuesday

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

something i’ve really realized while starting to actively date is that men are so ugly. like. collectively as a species. i mean *some* of you are fun to look at. but literally all women are masterpieces. i’m so lost how society deemed y’all as the winners 🥴

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

i can handle being ghosted. what’s new. ya know what i cannot handle?!? being ghosted by a nerdy gamer boy who i am way too good for but inevitably actually liked.

okay universe. i’m done with the lessons 😅

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, spotify taking away the ability to see who has liked your playlists is a crime against humanity (and my love life)

[Morgan Verble @morgan_verble]

i truly cannot put into words how awful the pool of men are on tinder or any dating app. i’m not saying like, oh these men don’t like me back. no. i mean the average ratio of right swipes to left is easily 1:250

like how do we collectively allow this to happen?!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The cop who killed Daunte Wright, Kim Potter, was a field training officer, on the force for 26 years, and the President of the police union. She's not some bad apple. It's never just some bad apple. It's policing. It's the whole thing.