Morgan

Critter from the acclaimed Mercer Mayer series

[Morgan @morganalan]

The DMV on 7th Ave is one of the most pleasant government bureaucracy experiences you will ever have while the DMV two blocks away on 9th is literal hell on earth

[Morgan @morganalan]

Ryan Gosling has the most “I have kids now and private school in LA isn’t free” career of possibly any actor in Hollywood

[Morgan @morganalan]

Excited to unleash both my piggish American entitlement and Ontario public school knowledge of French on the fair people of Montreal

[Morgan @morganalan]

How every meal feels now that we can’t eat vegetables

[Morgan @morganalan]

I refuse to allow the Canadian menace to blow its wildfire smoke on us any longer

[Morgan @morganalan]

My contribution to society is that I restored the original mashup of Walk It Out and Gwen Verdon’s Mexican Breakfast to Youtube by ripping it from a Wayback Machine capture of a page on Ebaum’s World

[Morgan @morganalan]

Not giving my real opinion about the new Madonna record because I don't want to get letterbombed but I did like the song used in the fancam set to the music video to Workout by Rupaul

[Morgan @morganalan]

Telling a Downtown Flushing grocery worker that the Lao Gon Ma lady is "Miss Girl giving nonbinary" and having my photograph put in the front window next to the shoplifters and vandals https://t.co/Mm9rSZNPIm

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

‘Lemme Say This’ co-host Peyton Dix will never stray from Lao Gan Ma chile crisp. ‘You know Miss Girl?’ she writes in this week’s Grub Diet. ‘It’s kind of giving nonbinary, and it’s the best chile oil there is.” https://t.co/LLE8NxNAL2

[Morgan @morganalan]

The Stan Lee-ification of Hideo Kojima is complete

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[Morgan @morganalan]

Not to self-deprecate too much but if they let me into B*sement it truly cannot be that hard

[Clément Rauger @ClementRauger]

Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

[Morgan @morganalan]

@qhristalmighty Yes and if he contracts at all your tounge is getting sliced off like a steel press

[Morgan @morganalan]

Made a tweet about Sex and the City that broke containment so I’m excited to finally experience this site in its optimal format (being told by strangers to kill myself over pop culture takes)

[Morgan @morganalan]

“The economics of Sex and the City make no sense” is truly the lowest engagement bait, Carrie Bradshaw was making $4/word living in the same rent controlled apartment since the 80s and there were multiple storylines about how she has a ton of credit card debt and no savings

[Morgan @morganalan]

I'm actually glad zoomers made wearing ankle socks with shorts fashion suicide because I never did find an ankle sock that 1) looked good and 2) didn't slide down your heels after any extended period of walking

[Morgan @morganalan]

I think often about how my scalped tickets for Beyonce at Roseland in 2011 were $110 https://t.co/xMLLr2s3ar

[pierce @piercespears]

floor tickets for Charli were $52 in 2022, $140 in 2024, now $253…….

[Morgan @morganalan]

Da greatest city in da world baybee

[Morgan @morganalan]

The Weeknd's Persona arc ends either in a single that samples Heartbeat Heartbreak or with him just becoming Atlus' new Lotus Juice

[Morgan @morganalan]

“Sex and the City-themed cafe owned by
Cuomo boosters opens in Ridgewood” is to me a defining story of our time, a microcosm of why New York is the way that it is now