morgan austin

[morgan austin @morganaustin]

@BBCNewsnight Katie Razzall! Are feeling Newsy baby? #austinpowersappreciationsociety

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@elonmusk Isn’t she an actress that was in Nighty, night?

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@jrmallcock I don’t know you from Adam but you’ll be back.

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@sashaofficial Would like to attend the funeral

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@sainsburys Shezad

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@sainsburys so, if you close at 11pm surely you allow customers in until 11pm? This is the Llandudno branch. Please have a quiet word in their shell. It would stop this drama.

[morgan austin @morganaustin]

@sainsburys There were customers at the till. Never been there 20 minutes. I’ve been in a supermarket when closing before. Do not insult me

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@croakyyates @judgejules75 I just know anymore

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@marksandspencer the toilet in the BP in Chiswick ( the bigger of the two) was possibly the worst shitter I’ve ever been to in my life. Disgraceful.

[morgan austin @morganaustin]

@prodnose @simonday I employ boys/men but they are 99% shite at 17. Understandable

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@prodnose @simonday Sorry to say girls. Young ladies.

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@afneil https://t.co/lBDLo3a6sF

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@alfa_romeo why do you make your cars so difficult to own?

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@prodnose You’d be pissed off if panini had printed all the stickers!

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@Markwinter123 @jameelajamil You do you porky cunt

[Mark winter @Markwinter123]

Austin you Tit!

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@Markwinter123 Ray as

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@SkyNews https://t.co/C6nQzOqTvy

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@actiontiff Monsanto makes Parkinson drugs. Don’t they?