Morgan Bate

[Cheese Wiz Khalifa @Luge_Knight]

The same docs trying to push percs?

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Cap of the day 🧢

[Jesse Gemstone @lostnlongbeach]

Not one straw in the mix good job guys

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Too scared to see Joker in the theater and literally flinched at this screening of Downton Abbey when someone very ominously pulled out a Werther’s Original

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Judge do the right thing , let Bobby out now

[editor in chief @MikeShipsApps]

put down the weed pen and roll a fuckin blunt

[kate mayer @katemayer2001]

biggest lesson i've learned in college so far: don't steal chocolate milk from a frat house

[Obi Wan Cannoli @ObiWanCannoli10]

My daughter didn’t hide in a fucking closet for 3 hours because someone was hunting and murdering her classmates with a skateboard. Asshole.

[Genius @Genius]

hey travis scott, hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, trav

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

In real weightlifting (no-machines), you largely work out your neural system. It requires yuuuge concentration to push a piece of metal over your head. & it is exhilarating, like a street fight.

Low-intensity "routines" on gym treadmills dull your mind, turn you into an academic

[MADE IN Ⓣokyo 🇯🇵 skr skr ! @madeintyo]

imagine Instagram got delete & boom 💥 your not a model anymore 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Yo yo if you cause pollution on our planet , double fucc u bitch

[Morgan Bate @MorganBate3]

Salamanders are gnarly

[Indigo Rec Room @IndigoRecRoom]

"I wish you caught me on a different day
When it was easier to be happy"

this is the performance that turned me into a longtime Mac Miller fan

rest easy, mac. i hope you find your peace

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

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