M❁E

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Uber driver: "Are you okay?"

Me at 5 am:

[M❁E @morganbolin]

@Camiiiialvarezz @sparkIy Hahahahaha rude

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

other people my age: friday night baby you know what that means let’s get fuckin LIT
me:

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This absolutely broke my heart. Does anyone know who this @DoorDash employee is? I want to get in contact with him.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

friend: don’t get too attached to h-

me:

[eva @evaluvz]

Before you do me wrong make sure you never need me again

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

If someone’s kids have the audacity to cut in front of us 90 babies in line for this movie im pulling this same maneuever on them while carrying them to back of the line

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me now that i’m old enough to understand the family drama

[M❁E @morganbolin]

@dshep50 @TodaysSteals Look at you giving me Christmas ideas!!

[Jake bump @BumpJake]

“Drunk as fuck, Bitch you dumb as fuck”

[M❁E @morganbolin]

@cockazoyd @JittLicous @Camiiiialvarezz

[nick @nickhansonMN]

my only goal right now is to be genuinely happy again

[M❁E @morganbolin]

One second you’re all “ima bad bitch” and then the next you’re like “wait ima sad bitch” .... what’s up with that

[⋆˚ Nía ❀˚.⋆ @niasultana]

I can’t wait till I can afford to be who I actually am

[aaliyah 🐮 @aaliyaaahhdz]

if you gon talk shit about me at least be pretty 💀

[eva @evaluvz]

Me: I don’t get jealous
Also me: Damn There goes your lil girlfriend