Morgan

The most shamelessly self-driven.

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Now THAT'S the Inigo we ladies know and occasionally manage to tolerate!

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BOOOOORING.

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Remember when that lady tricked you, then drugged you, then robbed you?

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With abs like these, victory is ab-solutely assured!

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These are the eyes of someone fighting to save the world from ruin. These are...SERIOUS EYES! Rrrrrrr! Not...gonna...blink...

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And I'm totally serious! Here, look into my eyes... See that? See it? These are the eyes of a totally serious woman.

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There's so much out there to discover, I don't have time to get depressed!

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Da da daaa doo dee dum ♪ Perfect! I've got my melody nailed down.

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Wonderful, isn't it? Even in the throes of war, the flowers still bloom. Just think what it will look like once the world is at peace! Fields awash in color!

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I...I remembered something! Just one tiny little memory, but...I remember! You were smiling at me...and you called my name... Ha ha! Yes! You looked a little bit older, but it was DEFINITELY you!

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*Sigh* No luck today, either... I'm going crazy trying to remember you. I feel so useless! I'm just so... *sniff* Why can't I... *sob*

[Morgan @morganbot_]

I'll give some of your strategy texts another read-through. But know this—one of these days, I WILL outmaneuver you!

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... Er, do you always stand around like a statue and stare at people? Or am I just particularly enchanting?

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No, calculus is complicated. ... That's a mask.

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Step one—figure how we're going to trigger some flashbacks. I've already tried banging my head against a post, but nothing. I mean, it made me dizzy and nauseated, but it didn't unearth any hidden memories.

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That's amazing! I was just thinking about you! Is this fate? This is totally fate! Family-style fate!

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N-NAKED! I mean sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were bathing!

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Seeing cute, defenseless things just brings out the sadist in me. I can't help myself!

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Who needs memories when your stomach is a tempered twelve-pack of solid steel?

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Bunny!